Itâs that time again, GoochlandâThanksgiving is right around the corner. Youâve got family flying in, youâre prepping a bird the size of a compact car, and you're hopingâjust hopingâeverything goes smoothly this year.
But then... thereâs the dog.
Oh yeah, that dog. The one that turns Thanksgiving into a WWE event with a turkey centerpiece. The one whoâs convinced your dining table is a snack bar and that every guest is a chew toy or a potential co-conspirator in crime.
You try to be patient. You try to reason with them.
But youâre out here whisper-yelling in front of Grandma:
"Charlie! Sit! NoâSIT! Thatâs not your pie!"
If this sounds like your life every Turkey Day, Sit Happens RVA is here to help with behavioral training in Goochlandâbecause you deserve a holiday thatâs not powered by chaos and dog hair.
Letâs be honest. We all love our dogs. Theyâre family. But some of yâall got dogs who act like they just got paroledâno rules, no chill, and absolutely no understanding of personal space.
Here's what the average Thanksgiving looks like when your dogâs running the show:
Jumping on guests with cranberry-stained paws
Stealing a dinner roll off your cousinâs plate like itâs a Netflix heist
Growling at Uncle Jimâs oxygen machine
Barking like a maniac every time the doorbell rings
Hovering under the table like a furry Roomba of terror
And donât even get me started on that âaccidentalâ turkey snatching incident last year. You were gonna have leftovers for days. But nah⊠your dog had different plans.
Now, I know what some folks will say:
"Theyâre just excited!"
"Theyâre part of the family!"
"Let them have fun!"
Listen, excitement is coolâuntil it becomes destructive.
You wouldnât let your Uncle Dave do cartwheels in the living room just because heâs âin the holiday spirit,â right? So why does your dog get a pass?
This kind of behavior? Itâs not cute. Itâs not festive. Itâs a cry for training. Your dog isnât trying to ruin Thanksgiving. They just donât know the rules. Because nobodyâs taught them.
Thatâs where we come in.
At Sit Happens RVA, behavioral training is all about fixing the root cause of your dogâs nonsenseânot just putting a Band-Aid on it.
We're talking about:
Excessive barking
Food stealing
Aggression around guests
Begging at the table
Jumping on people
Overreacting to every sound, smell, and movement like theyâre in a Marvel movie
You can try to bribe them with treats all day, but if your dog doesnât understand whatâs expected, Thanksgivingâs gonna feel more like a parade of apologies than a holiday.
Hereâs how we prep your pup for the most chaotic day of the year:
Your dog learns how to think before acting. That means no more launching themselves at the turkey like itâs the last food on Earth.
We teach them that ringing doorbells donât equal full-on security breach mode. Theyâll learn to stay calm and collectedâyes, even when your weird cousin shows up in a costume âfor fun.â
Theyâll have a designated âchill spotâ (like a mat or bed), where they stay while the festivities happen. Itâs like doggy meditation with less incense.
We teach your dog that the dining table, counter, and plates do not belong to them. Revolutionary, we know.
If your dog is prone to jumping, herding, or getting a little too friendly with the in-lawsâyeah, we fix that too.
From loud noises to excited toddlers to surprise visits from Aunt Karenâyour dog will learn how to hold it together.
Look, if you wait until November 27th to panic and say, âMaybe we shouldâve trained the dog,ââitâs already too late.
Training takes time. Behavioral issues didnât pop up overnight, and theyâre not leaving overnight either.
Starting now means:
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Real results by the holidays
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Less stress for you
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Happier guests
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A safer environment for everyoneâincluding your dog
Weâre not just trainersâweâre neighbors. We know what itâs like to juggle guests, family, food, and a dog who thinks every gathering is a WWE event.
Hereâs what makes our behavioral training the go-to solution in Goochland:
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Customized programs for real-life situations
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No yelling, no gimmicksâjust solid training that works
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We train you AND your dog (because you both need to be on the same page)
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In-home and real-world practiceânot just in some sterile training center
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Results that last long after the last bite of pie is gone
We help dogs in Goochland, Rockville, Manakin-Sabot, and beyond show up for the holidays like calm, collected members of the familyânot furry little chaos agents.
Ready to enjoy Turkey Day without yelling âOFF!â every 3.5 seconds?
đ Serving Goochland, Short Pump, Henrico, and the greater Richmond area
đ Call us at (804) 781-4373
đ Visit [Sit Happens RVA] to book your behavioral training session before the gravy starts flowing
Your dog doesnât have to ruin the holiday. With the right training, they can be a calm, respectful guestâjust like you hope your uncle will be this year.
Letâs stop pretending that itâs either-or.
You can have a good dog and a good Thanksgiving. You just need to teach them how to handle the chaosâbefore it shows up with stuffing and a smile.
Because if your dog ends up eating half the turkey again this year?
Thatâs not a tradition. Thatâs a problem.
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